decisions decisions

The only thing keeping me from preordering this is the fact that he can't sit down. Technically he can, but only if I remove his hakama and have him sit down in his underwear at the table, which would be very embarrassing. So I'm thinking maybe I can have him "sit" at the table instead, but I think the table might be too low for camouflage. It might work if I remove his stand, but he's not stable without the stand, and I don't think that cushion's going to be very helpful.

I'm very serious about this. Hmm hmm. I'm also wondering which appliance to get first -- a vacuum cleaner or a coffeemaker?